MY FAIRY TALE

Hey I added a new link that has pics of OUR HOUSE ~ if you want to see it :-) It's still in the last stages of construction so there are still a few things that need to be done like the privacy fence isnt up, the sod isnt down, and the woodwork isn't finished being painted... but it's getting there! :-)

Okay so I was pokin around and came across that fuali.com site and did the Bold Words thing to see what it would do ~ I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD I WAS CRYING! LOOK:

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Once upon a time there has a young STRIPPER named T. He was a HORNY NOTHING in the HAPPY forest when he met SNEAKY CLEVELAND, a run-away MAFIA MOM from the BIG Queen ANN.

T could see that SNEAKY CLEVELAND was hungry so he reached into his CONDOM and gave him his SMILING CRABS. SNEAKY CLEVELAND was thankful for T's CRABS, so he told T a very BEAUTIFUL story about Queen ANN's daughter RAVEN. How her mother, the BIG Queen ANN, kept her locked away in a BROTHEL protected by a gigantic BFC, because RAVEN was so SEXY.

T LICKED. He vowed to SNEAKY CLEVELAND the MAFIA MOM that he would save the SEXY RAVEN. He would LICK the BFC, and take RAVEN far away from her evil mother, the BIG Queen ANN, and SUCK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SLOPPY HURRICANE and SNEAKY CLEVELAND the MAFIA MOM began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BFC from his story. BIG Queen ANN SLITHERED out from behind a VIBRATOR and struck T dead. In the far off BROTHEL you could hear a SLURP.

THE END.