Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Favorite Positions
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One says "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one", says the other cowboy.
"What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend on all fours, mount her from behind, and reach around and cup her breasts in your hands. Then you whisper in her ear, "Boy, these feel just like your sister's," and then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds..... "
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DON'T EVEN GO THERE!
If you value those jewels that's exactly what I'm telling you :-)
One cowboy joke deserves another.
After six months a cowboy finally made it to town, he went straight to the brothel and paid the madam for a girl. He dropped his pants and got busy. Looking down he noticed that everytime he pumped hard, her toes would curl downwards, so he thought he was doing her some good. When he was through, he asked her if all the cowboys made her toes curl or just him. She replied, "Just you, all the other cowboys wait until I pull off my pantyhose.
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