Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Totally an 80s child...

You know you grew up in the 80's if...

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE."

You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air". and you can do he "Carlton."

You are a girl and wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylishly sexy.

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom.

Two words: Hammer Pants

It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.

You own ankle pants with openings so small, they needed a zipper to get your foot thru.

You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House).

You wore a stonewashed Jordache jean jacket and were proud of it.

Then the next day you wore parachute pants.

L.A. Gear... need I say more?

You wanted to change your name to "JEM" (She's truly outrageous.).

You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF."

You wanted to be a Goonie.

You ever wore fluorescent clothing (some of us... head-to-toe).

You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.

You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female Smurf.

You traded Garbage Pail Kids.

You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.

You remember Hypercolor t-shirts (and may still have one buried deep in the closet).

You thought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should get together.

You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes (and like #18, probably in neon colors).

You know who said, "I know you are, but what am I?"

You remember, "I've fallen and I can't get up" and "Where's the Beef?"

You ever got seriously injured on a Slip-and-Slide.

You had or attended a birthday party at McDonald's.

"Don't worry, be happy"

You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.

You wore socks scrunched down (and sometimes still do... getting yelled at by "younger hip" members of the family).

You remember boom boxes. and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.

You know what happens when you feed a Gremlin after midnight.

You remember when Alf was the most popular actor on TV.

You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool... and don't even flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB."

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved by The Bell," The ORIGINAL class.

You know all the words to Bon Jovi's "SHOT THROUGH THE HEART."

You just sang those words to yourself.

You remember watching Magic vs. Bird. (I have no idea what this one is LOL)

You remember when mullets were cool!

You had a mullet!

You still sing, "We are the World."

You tight rolled your jeans.

You owned a banana clip (some unfortunate few still do!).

You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' about Willis?"

You had big hair and you knew how to use it.

You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement.


You're still singing "Shot Through the Heart" in your head, aren't you?!?!?

4 comments:

:P fuzzbox said...

Mullets aren't cool?

Phred said...

Where the hell was I in the 80`s ???
Musta still been stoned from the 70`s....

Jay Noel said...

I'm an 80s child for sure.
The Magic vs Bird is a basketball reference: Magic Johnson for the LA Lakers and Larry Bird for the Boston Celtics.

But the Jordan came and kicked all their asses like they were both red-headed step children.

Some of the stuff up there is actually early 90s like Prince of Bel-Aire and Hammer Pants.

I remember my senior year in high school when they voted our class' motto was "You Can't Touch Us."

Needlesstosay, I was one of a handful of seniors that refused to buy a shirt with our Pirate mascot dancing with that stupid gay mottom below it.

ArkayToday said...

You know you were a child of the 70s if you know what song you do "The Carlton" to.