Saturday, November 26, 2005

Things you can say ONLY on Thanksgiving....

1.. Talk about a huge breast!
2.. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3.. It's Cool Whip time!
4.. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5.. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6.. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7.. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8.. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9.. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10.. Don't play with your meat
11.. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in
12.. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13.. I didn't expect everyone to come at once
14.. That's the biggest one I've ever seen
15.. How long do I beat it before it's ready
16.. You still have a little bit on your chin
17.. You'll know it's ready when it pops up
18.. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that

heehee Hope you all had a good turkey day!! We had rotiseree's and fixings in the hotel - HAH! Better than MickeyDs though ;-)

4 comments:

:P fuzzbox said...

How about, 'Wanna pull my wishbone.' Hope you had a great Turkey Day.

Phred said...

Wife to Hubby :
Ooooh ! Honey, I`m STUFFED.

Jay Noel said...

I think I heard all 18 of these at least once during my Thanksgiving. You would've thought I was at an orgy.

Dear Jane... said...

and when you make the whipped cream for dessert you must beat it until stiff peaks form, then you get to lick the beaters off..

Hope you get out of that hotel soon...